"Brilliant Gifts for Less"
🦕 Loch Ness Monster Tea Infuser
Nessie's been hiding in Scotland for centuries. Now she lives in your mug. Her little head pokes out while she steeps your loose leaf. Silicone, dishwasher safe, and the only cryptid approved for food contact.
$9.99 → Get Nessie🚽 Toilet Bowl Night Light
16 colors. Motion activated. Your toilet is now a nightclub. Walk in at 3am, it lights up. Walk away, it fades out. Batteries last 3 months. Motion sensor turns off when you leave.
$9.99 → Light It Up🍕 Pizza Scissors
Cuts perfect slices every time. Built-in spatula serves while you cut. One hand, one motion, pizza's on your plate. Dishwasher safe. Your pizza wheel can retire now.
$16.95 → Cut the Cheese🧢 Hat Washer Cage
Throw your crusty hat in here, throw it in the dishwasher, get a clean hat. Keeps the brim from bending. Made in USA. Your favorite cap from 2017 is about to smell like .
$12.95 → Wash Your Hat🥤 One-Can USB Fridge
A refrigerator. Holds exactly one can. Plugs into your laptop. Also warms drinks if you're that kind of person. Peak desk optimization achieved.
$17.99 → Chill One⚡ Plasma Arc Lighter
Makes a tiny lightning bolt. USB rechargeable. Windproof because wind doesn't affect electricity. One charge lasts months. No butane ever again. You're basically a wizard now.
$9.99 → Summon Lightning🔄 Fridge Lazy Susan
Spin your condiments. Find that jar you lost in 2021. No more reaching past the milk to grab the mustard. Holds 17 lbs of sauces, jars, and regrets.
$15.99 → Spin to Win🚿 The Cheap Ass Bidet™
A 5-foot tube. Connects to your sink. That's the whole thing. Europeans figured this out centuries ago. Installs in 60 seconds. Changes everything forever.
$12.00 → Clean Living